productionarileeway

chexmix: scott made some. it was delicious.
problem: i think it gave me acid-reflux.
rationale: i ate a lot of it and then my acid seemed to be refluxing.
help-seeking behavior: i consulted an expert (you know who you army), hoping i could drink some sort of glue-like fluid and be done with it.
disappointment: no dice. or dice, but no doubles.
solution: i ceased to eat the chexmix and the acid stayed fluxed.
aftermath: english
other news:
lamealarm: suddenly so saddle shy am i, am i, am i. kickle me with spoken spurs or not.
machinery: the cogs in my nition are turning too slowly.
recurrent: i have never left a single thing behind me for good.
dedications:
mal gets jimi's "little miss lover"
rick gets a heart-wrenching cohortian rendition of "miss you like crazy"
and sarah gets whatever she wants (but just for today)